Since it’s Friday, here’s something to giggle about at the end of the week. Two jokes from the latest National Secular Society news-line:
“A priest got stopped by the traffic cops after swerving all over the road. After spotting an empty bottle on the passenger seat, the policeman says: “Have you been drinking?”
“Only water,” the priest replies.
“Are you sure?” he says. “I can smell wine off your breath.”
The priest looks down at the bottle and says: “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
On a similar note, what about the wee Irish fella desperately trying to find a parking space just before a meeting? Looking towards Heaven, he says: “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I’ll go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and I’ll give up the Guinness, the gambling and chasing loose women.” Miraculously, a space appears.
The wee guy looks up again and says: “Never mind, I found one.”
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